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BOLAS BOLAS BOLAS!!!

Team Bolas

Team Bolas was the Red Team formed to compete in the Purgatory Event. Their team leader was Philza[1] as chosen by unanimous decision and their name, first suggested as "Team Balls"[2] then evolving into "Team Bolas" both suggested by Jaiden[3].

They are the winners of the original Purgatory Event.

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Significant Locations[]

The Starter Base[]

Bolas initially set up in the small island they arrived on, surrounded by the Savanna. Their items, storage and wheat farm were scattered all over the surface, but after a ransacking by Soulfire on the first day they shifted their chests and refrigerators into a conspicuous hole on a hill. They did hide valuables more secretly behind the walls of the hole. A tiny build made by Foolish at the end of the first day became somewhat of a meeting point among Bolas members… and their enemies.

Continuously getting unwanted visits by other teams - especially by BadBoyHalo and the Soulfire team in general - as well as falling victim to spawn killing, members of Bolas began decorating the island with their own blood and bodies, behaving more cult like by the day in their spiral into insanity.

Eventually, they decided to shift bases, leaving their island entirely in hopes of a more secretive base unknown by their rivals.

Bolas's Secret Base[]

Bolas moved northwards into the Mesa biome, closer to the Global Spawn. They settled themselves in the heart of a cavern between mountains; now with a much more inconspicuous entrance. Even with lower chances of being found, Bolas continued hiding their actual storage behind the walls and corners of the cave. Cellbit dug out a hole deep under the base to store Bolas' more precious items, then finished it off by hiding an elevator to said hole under a waterfall.

They remained undiscovered and undisturbed until the introduction of the Bounty System. Through it, BadBoyHalo located Philza on the map while he was inside the base. After an ambush by Bad and Tubbo individually, Bolas had to bid farewell to the beloved base.

The Final Bolas Base[]

Team Bolas moved back into their savanna island. Being rushed yet fewer in players online while transferring storage, they spent less time and effort on the secrecy of their third base. The team dug to bedrock and carved out a man-made cave, despite the risk of being easily exposed with the map’s layers feature.

Indeed, Tubbo found the base that way the same day they moved in. Though he kept that to himself and chose not to attack, he did sneak in and steal Etoiles’ grappling squok, revealing to Bolas that the base had actually already been found. Nevertheless they stayed, tired of constantly moving bases.

History[]

Day 1 - Arrival to Egg Island

*Landed on Egg Island alongside Blue and Green team
  • Officially met The Watcher as it explained the rules, point system and the consequences of the cursed team losing
  • Elected Philza as team leader[1] and chose their team name to be BOLAS?!?![3]
  • Discovered their NPCs and started gathering resources
  • Died a concerningly high number of times just to mobs
  • Got ransacked by Soulfire, however managed to stand their ground and got some kill points
  • Regained some confidence after moving from last to second place
  • Discussed potential strategies and got their hopes up on their chances to manage competing against the other teams
  • Got non-stop killed by both rival teams as well as mobs, threw their hopes of saving their eggs out the window
  • Roasted themselves on a bonfire as they slowly lost their minds
  • Began killing each other while Foolish reverted to build mode to cope
  • Cellbit admitted to being the serial killer on Quesadilla Island, Foolish admitted to attempting to cover up for him, Jaiden admitted that she'd betray them all for Cucurucho
  • Begged to be kicked out for the day already

Day 2 - Underdogs

*Cellbit had a difficult start to his day
  • Raised team morale as more Bolas members joined for the day
  • Plan for the day: gather resources and experience to survive (accepted their 0% chance of winning)
  • Worked on getting items and experience thanks to Philza's guidance
  • Created the gas masks cult and its own language
  • Foolish lost to Etoiles in a PVP match
  • Completed all the contracts they could
  • Slimecicle, Cellbit and Jaiden killed ElQuackity when approached to talk.
  • Slimecicle tried to strike a deal with ElQuackity but failed.
  • Rose to the top of the scoreboard and ended up as the winners!
  • Day 3 - Preparing for the Egg Wars

    *Moved their base into the Mesa mountains, taking advantage of the natural world generation
  • Finally got a use for the gas mask cult by not dying to toxic fumes during a disaster
  • Gathered a lot of resources to complete their missions and contracts
  • Philza got a double-kill
  • Orchestrated an attack that didn't happen
  • Achieved their second day to day win
  • Day 4 - Preparations Continue

    *Foolish got lucky with diamonds and improved his gear with enchantments
  • Jaiden became a living piñata for team Soulfire and Green Ninjas, continuously getting spawnkilled
  • Jaiden embodied stealth by escaping her kidnappers twice
  • Foolish continued constructing the sand castle
  • Charlie tried to negotiate with BBH and ended up dead
  • Charlie, Jaiden and Cellbit went through a training arc with Etoiles and Roier
  • Charlie and Cellbit hunted down Tubbo to aid Team Green
  • Day 5 - Romeo and Juliet

    *The Watcher acknowledged and congratulated Bolas for following their rules and starting the work on their base early
  • Delivered their personal mission and optimized their base
  • Baghera, Cellbit and Slime met Barriguinha Mole, also known as Iris, and grew attached to it
  • Foolish completed the sand castle's exterior, as Cellbit began on its interior
  • Cellbit sent Charlie off to lure and kill Mariana, a Soulfire member
  • Slime reunited with Mariana and... reignited their love repeatedly.
  • Failing Cellbit, Slime referred to his situation with Mariana as if they're Romeo and Juliet
  • Day 6 - Arrival of the "Eggs"

    *Were tasked to hunt Pac but failed to locate him
  • Cellbit, Philza and Foolish held Rivers hostage and attempted to negotiate for Pac's life, but eventually killed her and Tina
  • Completed almost all of their missions.
  • Received their "egg" for the mini-event. Disturbing the Bolas team, it resembled Tallulah, Ramón and Dapper.
  • Attended a failed peace conference with the other two teams
  • Worked on their egg castle interior
  • Day 7 - Egg Wars

    *Finished securing their egg base
  • Cellbit hid the red egg within the labyrinth; its location was unknown even to his teammates
  • The Egg Wars began and Blue Team lost fast to Green Ninjas - they were then split between Bolas and Green Ninjas to aid and balance both teams' chances
  • Bolas received Niki, Tina and BBH as temporary teammates
  • Defended their base as Green Team attacked
  • Philza and Foolish went on the offense and attacked Green's egg base
  • Managed to kill Green Team's egg, Philza delivering the final blow
  • Now with all of Green Team focused on attacking, all of Bolas defended and continuously repaired the base with obsidian under Cellbit's command
  • Despite the long and difficult fight, Green Ninjas were unable to find Red Team's egg let alone damage it and Bolas were declared the Egg Wars champions!
  • With the competing over for the day and everybody being good sports, the three teams hung out and visited the Purgatory Art Museum together
  • Cellbit had a heart-to-heart with Roier and BBH
  • Day 8 - Soulfire vs Green Ninjas

    *Philza, Baghera and Foolish entered the nether parkour mini-game to get information on the eggs
  • Found out why the eggs ran away
  • Were informed by the Watcher that they'll receive a benefit in the upcoming mini-event for their Egg Wars victory
  • With Bolas not competing for the day, they sat back and gathered up resources and XP
  • Philza trained Baghera how to PvP
  • With Tubbo, tried but failed to get Green Ninjas to tie with Soulfire
  • Green Ninjas were eliminated from the competition
  • Day 9 - New Members

    *Attended the General Assembly where Green Ninjas' fate was to be revealed
  • Added Roier, Etoiles, Ironmouse, Maximus, Antoine and Rubius into Bolas
  • Baghera crafted lots of chainsaws for the team
  • Initiated the new members into the team/cult the classic BOLAS?!?! way: lighting themselves on fire!
  • Discovered the new Bounty System, their targets being BBH and Bagi
  • Roier and Foolish hunt down BBH
  • Etoiles built an XP farm
  • Gathered resources and enchanted their equipment
  • Philza became a bounty target and his location was revealed to Soulfire
  • BadBoyHalo ambushed BOLAS’ base, but he lost a 1v4 against Foolish, Roier, Etoiles and Philza
  • Tubbo went through the same fate as BBH
  • With their base known once again, decided to move bases for the third time.
  • Day 10 - Bolas Base 3.0

    *Died a bunch of times throughout the day
  • Moved to a new base
  • Bolitas became part of the family and built its own room in the base
  • Etoiles worked on an XP farm
  • Mouse burnt as part of her BOLAS?!?! initiation
  • Roier reached the characteristic BOLAS?!? breaking point and burnt all his and Etoiles’ gear
  • Negotiated a treaty where all the enchantment armor and weapons must go, leaving the teams with enchanted tools only
  • Started PVP matches with Roier as the commentator, who inevitably got caught in the crossfire
  • Baghera chainsawed almost all players to get rid of enchanted armors
  • Day 11 - Raiding Ships

    *Received information for the new Warzone Flag event.
  • Philza got to the boats and helped his team get the flags for the event.
  • Cellbit and Foolish looked for better horses, slaying those unworthy.
  • Roier and Etoiles sunk deeper into the characteristic BOLAS?!?! insanity.
  • Coped with the loss of the crowfather (he didn't die, he logged off).
  • Kept on grinding materials for the event and the personal tasks.
  • Intimidated Tina for the thrill of it.
  • Foolish got robbed by a sneaky Tina but got his stuff back thanks to the French beast.
  • Day 12 - Maximus...?

    *Welcomed Maxo into Bolas and got him up to speed on Purgatory news
  • Discovered and played the new mini-game - with Philza teaching Cellbit how to fly - and got new information on their eggs in a video
  • Began grinding missions and contracts in hopes to win that day, despite Blue Team being overwhelmingly ahead of them
  • Maxo secretly snuck his atomic bomb into purgatory with him, setting out a plan to soon detonate it
  • Debated theories regarding the eggs and the cursed team with Soulfire
  • Vaccumed sand like no other.
  • Managed to catch up to Soulfire in a near 50/50 during the final hour
  • Slime and Philza prevented Tubbo from furthering Soulfire in the race
  • Etoiles 'The French Beast' and Roier 'La Eminencia' showed up and tried to aid their team
  • Baghera clutched in the literal last minute with her missions and Team Bolas won by just 0.2%
  • Day 13 - Warzone Flag

    *Organized themselves and created a strategy to get the flags for the event.
  • Foolish put his building abilities to the test by quickly building the base for the event with the help of the team.
  • Baghera popped off showing unexpected 2v1 skills while the rest of the team also fought valiantly.
  • Fought alongside Bolitas, the brave little member of the team.
  • Wilbur Soot showed up, a little goopier than normal.
  • Cellbit had fun PVPing and traumatizing Pac even further.
  • Philza took off to the skies with new wings and new found freedom.
  • After several meteorite disasters, all the participants hung around and danced.
  • The murder husbands, not killed by the meteorites, decided to take matters into their own hands and blow themselves up together.
  • Spent time practicing PVP.
  • Day 14 - Finale

    *Set fire to the old BOLAS?!?! base
  • Team Leaders Philza and Tubbo were pit against each other in a best of three rounds
  • Cheered for Philza as he defeated Tubbo twice and BOLAS?!?! were declared the winners of Purgatory
  • Everyone was challenged to find the Observer as it "hid" and they "seeked"
  • Found an elevator in Global Spawn
  • Found the eggs trapped!
  • Philza spun a wheel
  • After being threatened by Maxo, the Observer sabotaged his bomb and used it to its advantage
  • As time was ticking and an earthquake raged on, they tried desperately to get their eggs out of the enclosures to no avail
  • The atomic bomb exploded and Maxo lost his life.
  • Cellbit and Baghera purposely stayed behind, unable to leave without their children
  • Roier, Philza, Slimecicle and Ironmouse made it to the rescue boat, the rest of BOLAS?!?! ...didn't.
  • Team Strengths[]

    • Philza is well experienced in PvP, especially with long range weapons. He commands respect from the entirety of Team Bolas. With just a few words of encouragement, he easily motivates the team.
    • Carre is highly skilled at close combat PvP, winning most of his fights against other teams.
    • Cellbit's well thought out and executed strategies, as well as his clear team delegating helped Team Bolas win not just their daily wins, but also the Egg Wars.
    • Charlie Slimecicle is an excellent roleplayer, and he effortlessly brings laughs out of everyone. This helped Bolas' spirits and energy stay more relaxed and fun despite the stressful environment of Purgatory.
    • Baghera is extremely loyal, carrying out tasks and chores that contributed to their wins. She too kept team spirits high as she entertained her teammates with her jokes.
    • Foolish stands unparalleled when it comes to building, but his PvP skills and clever thinking are impressive as well.
    • Jaiden's patience against other teams remains unmatched. She also played a master manipulator against the other teams, painting herself and her team as "weak" to keep the enemy teams' focus on each other instead of on Bolas.

    Inventory[]

    Item List
    Item Notes
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    Gas Masks
    Every member of Team Bolas has a Gas Mask, it has become a symbol of their unity and team spirit.

    Team Relationships/Roles[]

    Team relationships only includes relationships which are significantly different to how they were in Quesadilla Island

    Roles[]

    Dad, Leader.
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    Philza was chosen to be the leader of the team and instantly gained the respect of his teammates. Phil has proven himself to be a trustworthy and protective leader, as evidenced by the team feeling lost and desperate in his absence. All members respect Phil's decisions and consistently seek his opinion on what to do. Without imposing anything on them, Phil encourages reflection on their actions and offers solutions, since he has a lot of knowledge of Minecraft.



    As a result, he is seen almost as a fatherly figure within the team, often referred to as "Dad" or "Crowfather" by some of the others. In the end, Phil took on the responsibility of fighting for the team's victory, leading the entire team to rally behind him, cheering his name. Ultimately, they emerged victorious, prompting praise for Phil's excellent work and leadership, characterized by effective communication among team members.

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    Foolish played a significant role in Team Bolas, being adept at both PvP and resource gathering due to his luck. He gained his team an edge in the Egg Wars with a grand base built in an impressively short amount of time. Then, with Cellbit’s confusion-inducing maze idea as well as Foolish assisting Philza eliminate Team Green Ninja’s egg, they secured their victory. Deservedly, Foolish earned heaps of praise.



    Foolish often travelled with his Pocket Horse, helping him move swiftly around the island. He thus revealed the idea to the rest of the team and helped scour and capture speedy horses for them too.

    Foolish fought valiantly in Warzone Flag and carried out spur of the moment yet clever strategies. His last minute attempts to capture enemy flags and get rid instead of turning them in saved him precious seconds and ultimately led to Team Bolas winning the second round. His stealth and usage of the invisibility potion in the third round did not go unacknowledged either, even by his rivals.

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    Charlie was the one who suggested the idea of forming a gas mask cult after being repeatedly killed by other teams, ultimately shaping the identity of the team. Despite Charlie claiming not to be very experienced in Minecraft, he proved to be a significant asset to the team by collecting resources and participating in various events whenever possible.

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    Cellbit is an excellent strategist with great intelligence and communication skills, that even before Purgatory his teammates had a lot of trust in him. According to team leader Philza, he knows Cellbit can lead the team in his absence.



    During Egg Wars, Cellbit constructed the labyrinth and alone took on the responsibility of hiding their egg; though his teammates were left in the dust on the egg's location, Bolas displayed blind trust with no questions asked. His strategies worked so well that Green Ninjas never managed to find the egg, and Bolas ultimately won the mini-event.

    Cellbit showed great commitment to his team - he kept them focused, delegated tasks and kept up motivation with rationality and problem solving. He even dedicated his time and effort offline into improving in PVP to better their chances against rivals.

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    Baghera showed complete devotion to her team as she carried out tedious tasks and logged in during what were really late hours for her. Before finding out about the daily playtime limit, she went as far as to consider sacrificing her daily routine for the two weeks of Purgatory. During Egg Wars, she assisted Cellbit in building the labyrinth and with her chainsaw proved a terrifying force capable of breaking armours.



    With Charlie, the duo can be extremely comedic; they somehow lessened the team’s stress with their chaotic energy together. They were so effective, they managed to cause the entire team to turn into entertaining chaos.

    Despite her manic moments, Baghera raised her teammates' spirits and morale each day from her sole joy of spending time with them.

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    Carre was the least familiar member to the rest of the team at the start, due to him not logging in much before. However, he very soon revealed how experienced he was in PvP when he effortlessly defended their base from Soulfire. While his teammates struggled to stay alive on the day they arrived in Purgatory, he gathered resources to ensure his team’s survival in the upcoming days.



    Carre typically remained quiet and reserved, but he quickly gained his team’s love and adoration anyway; when he’d log off the others fell into despair, and other times his absence was felt as Team Bolas expressed missing him.

    In the following days Carre would continue to aid his team in completing tasks and eliminating rivals. Despite describing them as “crazy,” he bonded with his teammates and eventually donned a gas mask.

    Jaiden2.Icon This character has passed away. Jaiden
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    Jaiden plays a crucial role within the team, consistently boosting team morale and reliably completing quests. Additionally, she has earned the respect of her teammates for being a skilled manipulator.
    Jaiden was initially spawnkilled by BadBoyHalo on the Blue team, but ElQuackity intervened, saving her. In return, Jaiden allowed ElQuackity to spawnkill her, helping Green team advance. Unbeknownst to Blue team, Jaiden had brokered a truce with Green, making it appear as though she was escaping them. Blue team pretended to be Jaiden's saviours, criticising ElQuackity's spawnkilling as unfair, despite their own hypocrisy.



    Pierre pledged to take Jaiden to Green for revenge, intending to spawnkill Roier. Jaiden, however, warned Roier about Bad and Pierre's presence at the Green base. Seizing the opportunity, Jaiden escaped, stole their trade goblin, and left the scene. Throughout these events, Jaiden had been manipulating both sides, making them believe she and the Red team were their allies.

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    Although never officially participating in the event, Slimecicle logged into Wilbur's account during the second round of Warzone Flag, using a soundboard with Wilbur's voice that he had arranged beforehand. "Wilbur" managed to eliminate several players from other teams, leading other members to comment that Charlie played better as Wilbur than himself, a sentiment Charlie eventually agreed with.

    Relationships[]

    Soulfire's Leader.
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    Team Bolas did not trust Tubbo whatsoever at the start of the event after he and members of Team Soulfire had killed them in their own home on the first day. However, as time went on and they saw how despite being team leader, some of Soulfire weren't listening to him and began feeling more sympathetic towards him. Cellbit told him how if he ever wanted to join them he was welcome to, others agreeing and telling him he just needed to put on the mask, by the end of Day 13 even Phil had personally invited him to join Bolas[4]. By the end of the event Bolas felt that Tubbo was an amazing and honorable leader despite the hardships he had gone through.

    Even though Cellbit had a good relationship with Tina while she had been allocated to her team during the Warzones event, he took great pleasure in killing her and Bagi. He found it very funny when he killed one in front of the other, laughing at their reactions as they care about each other so much.

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    Despite being against both Team Soulfire and Team Green Ninjas, Bolas took a particular dislike towards Soulfire after some of their members used Bolas as easy targets, repeatedly killing them on the first day. Soulfire caused their decent into madness on the first day when they threw themselves into a campfire and battled each other, creating a pile of bodies.

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    BadBoyHalo frequently spawnkilled Bolas team members and sparked a feeling of fear and dislike among them, especially with Charlie who has a particularly negative view of the man after being killed over and over by him.

    Trivia[]

    • The origin of the name "Bolas" comes from a meme frequently shared among the members, introduced by Jaiden, of Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy's with an exaggerated expression of shock and with text on top saying "Balls ?!?!?!?!?”.
      • The team's eventual logo is Bonnie from FNAF's head coloured red, wearing a top hat and a gas mask.
    • The team wear gas masks and have a war cry, behaving as if they're a cult, chanting "Bolas Bolas Bolas" in a muffled manner constantly, such as in celebration or when attacking other teams.
    • Team Bolas have the smallest number of active players among the three teams, with almost half of the original members not showing up on any day. Those being Felps, Germán, Rubius, Vegetta, Wilbur Soot and Willyrex.
      • Wilbur technically logged in one time in the entirety of the Purgatory Event, though it was just Slimecicle in disguise.

    Gallery[]

    References[]

    1. 1.0 1.1 Electing a Leader: Jaiden's VOD timestamp, 4.11.23
    2. "Team Balls": Jaiden's VOD timestamp, 4.11.23
    3. 3.0 3.1 Name Selection: Jaiden's VOD timestamp, 4.11.23
    4. "An Extra Spot": Tubbo's VOD timestamp, 17.11.23
    5. https://twitter.com/QuackityStudios/status/1725590090859106422?s=20
    6. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2008717089

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